
Super Whopper
I can Has Cheeseburger
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Posted - 2010.06.26 02:43:00 -
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The ZP review is great fun, it makes me laugh everytime I see it because it's so true.
Originally by: Cambarus How dare you accuse me of being a fanboy for speaking out against the hatred and misinformation spewed from that aussie's vile troll...ery. Eve is the single greatest game on the face of the earth, and anyone who says otherwise is clearly just too stupid to get its' complexities. People like you, who hate this game but still play it, are the worst thing to happen to eve since macro miners.
Speaking of which, macro miners have GOT to go. They sneak in from other games, and they take money from honest, hard-working eve players. How am I supposed to earn the isk to get myself a new CNR for my family when these illegal types are selling their minerals for a quarter the price? We can't compete with miners that sell their ore at a price so low the ships practically pay for themselves. They're slowly taking our jobs right from under our noses!
Speaking of jobs, the only thing I hate more than macro miners are those idiots who work at McDonalds and can't get your freaking order right! It's like, crap, wtf am I supposed to tell you to do to show how bad you are at IRL? When people suck at their jobs I usually tell them McDonalds is hiring, but wtf am I supposed to tell someone WHO ALREADY WORKS THERE? Christ, how is it that hard to understand that I wanted a f***ing LARGE diet coke? If I'd wanted a medium I'd have asked for it but I didn't did I?
And while we're talking about things we didn't ask for, why the hell is this jackass of a president so insistent on trying to force health insurance on everyone? It's NOT FREE FFS. WE HAVE TO PAY FOR IT WITH HIGHER TAXES! Also free health care puts us one step closer to communism, and that's the opposite of what it says in the bible. Speaking of which, jesus hates macros, and suicide gankers, those guys are jerks.
Speaking of jerks who suicide gank people, why is it that even though they made it not-profitable to suicide gank people that there are still guys who do it? Clearly we need to remove insurance for anyone who's been involved with a concord killing. High security sectors of space should be SAFE. Make it so that you have to pay HEAVILY if you aggress someone in highsec, and while your at it remove scamming, there's no reason to allow it as it only serves to let griefers make the innocent people suffer, and griefing is against the EULA! These griefers cause many people to quit and they make CCP lose money! How is eve ever going to grow as a game if all the new players get chased out by suicide gankers and scammers?
TLDR: No U
The emorage is strong in this one. I recommend you stay in your room and never leave, because you might come across something that ****es you off in life.
I can haz ur stuffs, before you give yourself a heartattack, in-game and RL?
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